Man, Has Drill, Will Travel
I don’t know what possessed my, but I saw this great offer on a well known drill and found myself buying it. My wife was baffled when I got home. “I thought you went to buy a new hand fork for the garden?” she said. I did, and forgot all about that. “What would you like me to do with it?” I asked her. “You could take it back,” she joked, “or put up a bathroom wall shelf as you’ve been promising. “Right,” I told her, “a toilet shelf it is. I’ll go and get one.” I went out to the car, and then straight back again carrying a box. “Will that do?” I asked.